"Everything" Certainly Includes Football!

I was hoping to watch the Longhorns annihilate play Rice tonight, except that DirecTV doesn't carry the Longhorn Network (Boo hoo!).

Imagine my excitement, when I visit the Longhorn Network web page (hosted by ESPN?) and see this:


Why, what's that in the upper right corner? IT'S A 'WATCH LIVE' BUTTON! We're saved! We can watch our alma mater play football! This is awesome! This...

...is a lie! Big fat, stinking, lying liars.